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This is a complete list of notable quotes from Chris Lovasz.

QuotesEdit

  • "...It's gotta be said..."
  • "It's gonna be good. Good and gay."
  • "You son of a gun!"
  • "I can't believe it!"
  • "God damn it."
  • "Oh shiiiit."
  • "Big money, big women, big fun!"
  • "Uthgerd!?
  • "No? Maybe? Just me?"
  • "Prepare your butts!"
  • "Oh, look at!"
  • "Wow wow wee-wah!"
  • "..., which is not the best."
  • "Fantaaaastic!"
  • "It's gonna be good - it's gonna be great."
  • "I'll do iiiiit!"
  • "Ho ho ho travellers! Thanks for getting the Staff of Magnus for me... I'll be taking that!"
  • "This is pretty gay guys. Prettyyy gay."
  • "If a guy served poop for, like, a fancy dinner party, and he brought it out on a platter, would it be all lumpy? or would it be like creamy ... maybe steaming a little."
  • "You gotta love a pump."
  • "I'm just gonna make a camp guys."
  • "Aw, I just iced that guy. (When using firebolt spell to kill enemy in skyrim)
  • "Man, I just got roasted" (When killed by an ice spike spell in skyrim)
  • "Oh, you know what, you know what ... Fuck you guys, fuck this game, fuck you!"
  • "Lick my rapehole Lewis!"
  • "I'm taking many hits, and not from the bong!"
  • "Look at this creeper! I'm gonna invite him over to dinner and then kill him right in front of my mom!"
  • "My panties are covered with glossy gravy tonight!"
  • "Get to the hovel!"
  • "It's a royal rumble out here!"
  • "Oh crap, it's snowing."
  • "We caught a shit ton of air" - Snuggle Truck gameplay.
  • "Let's make some cool shit"
  • "You son of a truck!
  • "Let's ice these mother truckers!"
  • "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but here comes a shit ton of fences."
  • "Get outta town Buster Brown!"
  • "I hate you so nasty little sausage."
  • "We're going to get those beaver bastards."
  • "Awww, shit. This is gonna be fantastic."
  • "For crying in a sink."
  • "If I could actually fit both my hands around your neck."
  • "That's alright though."
  • "Hopefully someone harpoons this badger."
  • "Oh Sadon, you're such a bastard."
  • "Good morning little sausages."
  • "Let's ice this mother fucker!"
  • "There's a couple of reasons, but why do you guys keep phoning me?"
  • "Simon is a sexy bastard."
  • "This is fantastic!"
  • "Aw god, that is fantastic."
  • "What a fantastic bitch."
  • "This is amazing!"
  • "So much passion..."
  • "I'm the greatest gumshoe in the land."
  • "Lalna, that bastard."
  • "What have you brought home. What have I told you about using protection Sjin."
  • "Fuck the world!"
  • "There's 'X' all over the goddamn place."
  • "It's a vitamin deficiency, you judgmental bastard!"
  • "You effin' ding-dong."
  • "What are they building over there, a Rainbow Factory or something?!"
  • "Damn it... Damn it Sjin... Damn it all to hell!"
  • "Cooking dinner, aw yeah!"
  • "Oh Nilesy, I'm so glad we found you randomly in a hole."
  • "Give Sjin back his rape alarm, you bastards!"
  • "Hey Sjin, I just got some Uranium!", "Whose ranium?", "M-my ranium?", "Sips, what are you doing in Tehran!?"
  • "I'm all over this shit!"
  • "That's amazing!"
  • "Parvis, prepare to meet your maker."
  • "Sure I'll adopt your ass, no problem!"
  • "I don't care Sjin, I'm the greatest gumshoe in the land. Dick Tracy... Tracy doesn't have shit on me!"
  • "That was your mum, Rashers. That was your mother! Where's Guy? WHERE'S GUY?!" *Wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat wchhat*
  • "Hey silk-shirt guy!" (to Lewis during the Yogscast Tekkit series)
  • "Don't worry Sjin, I got this."
  • "God damn it, Sjin!"
  • "Come on Sjin, ya' big dumb dumb."
  • "All the ladies would see us like, you know going to Costa Coffee for our lunch and they'd be like: 'Hey those are the guys that killed people with the lever and TNT in that Minecraft PVP'."
  • *looks at new machine* "...it looks a little bit messy..." *a creeper attacked by Sjin from the other side of the wall blows it up* "Oh my god Sjin... *laugh* Wa... What are you doing!?"
  • "Literally eat shit directly out of Sjin's ass you motherfucker!"
  • "It's an epic fight!"
  • "Ooh, snappers!"
  • "Oh, look at thiiis!"
  • "Aww, I stabbed him right in the heart."
  • "Sjin, I've been shot. I've been shot in the penis."
  • "You big dumb-dumb"
  • "Yes we did it"
  • "It's only me who handles my gun, Sjin, nobody else."
  • "Aww, shiiit!"
  • "Aww, Sjiiin!"
  • "That sounds like a whole lot of sucking, Sjin."
  • "Maybe you and Sjin could get together sometime and rub each other's pokeballs together?"
  • "You think I care about any of this stuff? Hell no, Gi-Joe. That's what Sjin's for."
  • "This is going to be great, Sjin!"
  • "I'm full of piss and vinegar."
  • "Get outta here!" (Whilst killing a mob)
  • "A... A goat killed my mother." (When being asked why he didn't like goats.)
  • "Then you'll have to eat food out of a dumpster, like you were destined to do." (When talking about OpenTTD debt to Duncan.)
  • "It's nuts!"
  • "Yellow crayolas, fantastic!"
  • "It's like an army of sad or possibly angry cats!"
  • "WHY IS THE BELT BELOW HIS ASS?"
  • (Tekkit Ep.2) "I am the best housewife in the lands."
  • "2012 can suck on my balls, it's all about 2013!"
  • "I'm actually dying, send an ambulance!" During Sjin's cover of I Believe In A Thing Called Love.
  • "I think I'm a better person, I feel like a better person now"
  • (when Duncan uses his flying ring to cause lightning to attack Simon) "The lightning storm's back, Simon, get indoors!"
  • "What's this guy's beef?"
  • "God, I'm gonna need a nap after this."
  • "Mom, Dad! I don't know what I was doing! I just wanted to dig!"
  • "I'll keep the prison clothes though, it'll make for some hot role-play later on."
  • "Well, we learned something from this: never play Minecraft with Sjin!"
  • "GG Sjin. GG"
  • "We've opened up the gates to Hell Sjin."
  • "Oh shit! The shipping and receiving!"
  • "Maybe this'll work. (explosion) Well, that didn't work."
  • "One of those big fat guys is bleeding profusely in my kitchen. Don't know whe-" (notices the two beds are pushed together) "Hey, look at this. It's getting serious." (In Hotline Miami)
  • "Everybody likes a ... don't they? Just me? My dad? No?"
  • "Prepare your buttholes."
  • "Let's get the funk outta here."
  • "Camp Hercules, Camp HERCULEEEEES!"
  • "Yeah, it was a dolphin, and uh, uh, um, aw man, I can't even remember!"
  • "FINISH THE CONTRACT YOU BASTARDS!"
  • "There's that big hairy dick thing again.."
  • "Awww, Chester!"
  • "Peace on Earth ya big bitch!"
  • "Chopping wood is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Most of the time you start by threatening them with a chainsaw."
  • "It's not easy eating bananas."
  • "The chemicals from the friction from our butts made a baby."(This is how Simon and Sips' baby: Chrimon was made.)
  • "Look, I'm shitting up the road."
  • "Look, I'm my own man-whore, I don't do anything anyone tells me."

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