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InTheLittleWood Rap is a rap made for Martyn by internet rapper Dan Bull. It was released on January 14th 2014 on the InTheLittleWood channel to celebrate Martyn's 1000th video.

LyricsEdit

Dan Bull:

Hey! Hey! He's InTheLittlewood, real name Martyn
A tough bugger so you better not be starting
Cos if you're rucking with the King of the Saplings
You're gonna be on the receiving end of my backswing
Who can take Tekkit and wreck it without effort
Simultaneously quoting the poems of Samuel Beckett (What?)
Man I just made up that fact, but feck it
Sometimes I come up with rubbish cos I love the auditory aesthetics
I suggest you grab a potion
And neck it
Cos there's a new Littlewood video
Get Chrome up and check it! (Wooahh)
The pyrotechnics of his oculus' biometrics
Are so sweet that they'll probably make you diabetic

Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!

Is it a spelling mistake or something in my eye?
No!
He really does spell Martyn with a Y
Oh!
Holy moly he is globally known for being bros with
SoTotallyToby and although I know that evidence is purely anecdotal
We can hopefully overlook it
And keep it low key
So I don't wish
Okie Dokie!
Living in the Littlewood
Is more than a little good
Hairs on your chest is the sort of thing that it'll put!
So come and have a gander!
Getting on the Banter!
If you don't you're an absolute w.. Wally?
And if you spy
Martyn or Kaeyi
Don't forget to
Politely say Hai

Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!

Who's that blondie pops?
The one we watch
On our phones, our pc screens
And on the box
He's got the keys to the RPG scene
He might be a beauty but you'll never see him sleeping
He doesn't just focus on hot things like a welder
He takes us back to the classics, Zelda
He's old school he doesn't be no newbie
Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni
Aw, what a cutie
He's all 2D
But if he need be
He'll kick your booty like Bruce Lee
Leave you with a bruised knee
So you better sit down
Soz, I didn't mean to shout
That was a bit loud

Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!
Who am I rapping about?
Yes, it's Littlewood!

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