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It's Always About My Dick is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films which was released on December 4th, 2015. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.

It's Always About My Dick was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded during the stream.

LyricsEdit

Ross
It's my birthday,
And everyone's talking 'bout my dick.

Smiffy
He's got a big dick,
Got a big dick,
It's a big floppy dick now.

Ross
There's nothing wrong with it,
It's just really fucking big.

Smiffy
Seen his big dick,
Seen his big dick,
Seen his big dick,
In a public toilet now.

Ross
I got it out,
And they stared at it,
And they laughed.

Smiffy
What's wrong with that man over there's dick?

Ross
It's not that bad,
But I feel really faint when I get an erection, now.

Smiffy
Great big dick,
Big red dick,
Dog-dick red dick,
Red dog dick.

Smiffy
Big dick in the sky-y

Ross
We'll keep rolling, we'll just cut these bits in, bits in yeah, bits in yeah...

Trott
Huge dick right in my fu-ucking eye...

Smiffy
Right in his e-eye, oooh!

Ooh, that baby dick!
Yeah, Trott's got a baby dick!

Ross
A fucking baby dick!

Smiffy
Like a cocktail sausage,
Stickin' from my trousers,
Trying to find somewhere to go!

Trott
How's my dick
Look like a baby?
I really don't know.

Ross
Like a whole baby?
That doesn't sound right at all.

I've got a big dick,
It's bigger than I ever wanted it to be.

Smith
So, so big,
It's so goddamn big.

Ross
It hurts when it's nighttime,
It's so fucking big.

Trott
It's really big now.

He's got a big dick,
He's got a big dick,

Trott and Ross
He's got a big dick,
He's got a big dick,
(He's got a big dick,
He's got a big dick,
He's got a big dick,
He's got a big dick.)

Smiffy
Very very big,
Very very big now.
It's very big,
Very very big now.

It's your birthday,
Just for you.
Got a big floppy dick that hangs by your shoe.
He's got two
Great big rocks,
But they don't compare to his big hard cock.
He'll flick--

Guitar Solo

All
Happy birthday.

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