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Safety Trott Song is a song written, sung and produced by Hat Films which was released on December 4th, 2015. The song was written and recorded live during Hat Films' musical stream on the 4th of December for the 2015 Jingle Jam.

Safety Trott Song was released in the album Population: You, along with 6 other tracks which were also written and recorded during the stream.

LyricsEdit

Smith
S-Safety announcement,
From middle management.

We're here to tell you,

Ross
It's enforced.

Smith
I don't think we got it on the beat.

Ross
It's legally required,
to give you this message. [Smith repeats "Message"]

Ross
Sent to us from above, here ya go.

Here you go.

Smith
Step 1:
Get your knife out!

Then you need to find your nearest Trout,
It's not safe!

To cut without him,
you gotta cut towards Trott,
and put him in a bin!

Ross
Oh look!
An Amazon Box!

Time to open this,
with a small pen knife,
I'm not sure!

If it's a thing I ordered,
I don't remember if I got those things I thought of,
But it's okay!

I'll open anyway,
And I'll think about the best way to aim my blade towards Trott,
It's the only way!

If I'm risking a cut,
It's only for that butt!

Wait, what?

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