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Simon reads out a letter that was received by Notch, who then posted it onto Twitter.

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So Notch tweeted this angry e-mail he received a week or so back and me and Simon and Lalna decided to make this quick little thing for you guys. :)

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[Simon]: Dear Notch, STOP!
You stole all my stuff on potion craft; Minemod AND you used the exact same textures too,
You stole my enchantment table,
There is no need for Enderman eyes; cause nobody wants a cheat ripoff of the Aether,
Brewing stands from potion craft is what you stole,
YOU STOLE THE CAULDRON FROM BETTER THAN WOLVES WHY?!
No need for crystal blocks,
Good job on golden apples,
WOW! COMPLETE RIPOFF of baby animals; just a bigger head and retexture *sigh*
GOOP!
NO! JUST NO!
Breeding: stupid,
Glossy armour is a stupid idea,
New sounds: cool,
Ender realm: POINTLESS
Ender dragons: NO!
Silverfish spawners? NOOOOO!
Snow breaks torches? FAAACK!
We already have a fishing rod,
My brewing stand from potion craft is in vanilla. NO!
OH I'M POISONED. I'LL DRINK MILK,
ALL potions and textures from my potions you added to the game.
NEGATIVE POTIONS: WTF?
Snow golems. Same thing as wolves, just worse!
One use for Ender Pearls? I wanna use it more than once!
What if I WANT to pick up a glass pane?
There is no good reason to have HARDCORE MODE!
Mushroom biomes are the most retarded things ever!
MOOSHROOMS? NO!
I DON'T WANT GREY WATER IN MY SWAMPS. GREEN AT LEAST PLEASE! You SAID PIGMEN VILLAGERS, NOT CAVEMAN SQUIDWARDS!!!!!

My point is that you are stealing LOTS OF MODS and saying it's your idea, along with adding retarded ideas into the game. Just please don't ruin the game. Now before you get mad at me, I know how hard it is to make games, I made four all by myself. So I know it's hard. 

Thanks for your time.

Notable QuotesEdit

  • "Dear Notch, STOP!"
  • "NO!!"
  • "FHA-A-A-A-AAAACK!"
  • "Kiss, *kiss sound*"

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